No, not me. Endymion.
To give you a better understanding of why I gave Endymion a chance and agreed to meet him, I should share with you the first message that he sent me on OkCupid. It simply said:
“There’s not a word for how charming you seem to be…”
That sweet little message made me stop and take a second look at his profile. I then noticed that he was only 24 years old. Too young for me for sure. What could I possibly have in common with a guy that young? Oh, who cares. Flattery will get you everywhere with me.
I logged onto OkCupid yesterday to view a message that I had received. While logged on I noticed that Endymion’s profile had been disabled/deleted. That’s odd I thought. Why would he delete his profile? I couldn’t figure it out so I sent him a text and asked him.
He messaged me back this morning and said that he deleted it because he is done meeting new people, then he proceeded to ask if he could come back over today. Huh? Done? Why? Oh, dear sweet baby Jesus. Does this mean what I think it means? The boy is hooked…on me?
How can a 24-year-old boy think that I’m the one for him? I know I’m great and all, but really? Just because I rocked his little world that doesn’t mean we’re soul mates or anything.
Then he sent me this message:
[Ginger]. Just wanted you to know that I’m most definitely not romantic with anyone who isn’t you.
So. It’s your cock.
That kind of caught me off guard. The last thing I’d expect to hear from my 24-year-old boy-toy is that he is ready to be in a monogamous relationship with me. In my weak attempt at a reply I said:
Don’t worry. I’ll take good care of it. I’m not seeing anyone else either. That’s sweet of you to tell me.
Endymion then said:
I’m thrilled to be fucking you. It’s plenty for me.
So…all of this has my head spinning. I’m not sure how to process all of this so I think I’m just going to go with it. Whatever happens, happens. Nothing like using a total lack of planning as a plan. Right?
I’m more than happy to teach him what I can while I can, but I make no long-term promises. He’s young and let’s face it, this relationship has the odds stacked a mile high against it already. However, until the bottom falls out, I’m willing to enjoy him as much as he will allow, and I’m thinking that’s going to be a lot.
One good thing about young men is that they can orgasm multiple times in a short period of time. I learned that recently. I think the surprised look on my face when he asked if I was ready to go again less than five minutes later, pretty much said it all.
Another thing I’ve been thinking about is how people will react to seeing us together. I know it’s still a tad taboo, but at this point I really don’t care what anyone thinks. Hell, maybe I’ll even take him with me to my 20th high school class reunion this July. That would be hilarious.
In other news…I’ve started taking daily vitamins, lots of them.